Saturday, 19 March 2016
Dialogue
"So, I told Tayyip, if he played his cards right, not only would I see that he receives zillions of euros in a plain brown envelope, but he could exercise his armadillo with me next time we met."
"Erm, exercise the armadillo, Angela? I'm not quite sure I understand...."
"Elle veut dire qu'il aura le droit de la baiser, n'est-ce-pas, Angela?"
"Listen, I can't understand the bitch in English or you in French. I sometimes wonder why I fucking bother!"
Integration?
This is multiculturalism, another word for the supplanting of one race by another. Does it matter? If the incomers integrate, as generations of migrants to the United States did, it's no problem. Americans of Polish or Lithuanian or Vietnamese origin remain proud of their ancestors and their culture, but they are first and foremost Americans. The same cannot be said of the people of muslim faith. That's a fact, but if you want to call me a racist or an islamophobe, I really don't give a monkey's fuck. A fact is a fact.
Plus ca change, plus c'est autre chose
First ladies, but what a contrast! I suppose I should accept that fashions change, but, being a Grumpy Old Scrote, I don't propose to. White, elegant, sophisticated vs black, hairy and raucous. I don't like her husband either, so there.
Teacher says, get it right
I guess I am the kind of man that all left-wing and liberals detest. Which is a shame, because I would describe myself as left of centre and liberal. It's just that I also use my brain and I don't deal in slogans and unthinking attitudes.
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