Suicide bomber died and went to heaven. He met Allah saying he was ready to claim his virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked why there were so many virgins in heaven.Allah replied, "Because assholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex, so your'e going to service them!" The bomber responded,"Well i can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity? And Allah replied, "Who said anything about women?"